Nothing passes through us.
We pay the AI, you buy credit. Nothing stored.
The phone rings while you are serving someone. A message comes at 11pm. Someone asks your price on Instagram on a Sunday.
You answer when you can. By then they have asked someone else. You never find out it happened.
You give it a job and a folder about your business. It learns your prices, your hours, your rules — because you told it, not because it guessed.
WhatsApp, Instagram, Messenger, your website, and the phone. Same employee, every channel.
Real items and quantities, a real email address — not a transcript for you to read tomorrow.
When it does not know, it says so and passes the customer to a person. It does not invent an answer.
Order taker, receptionist, lead catcher. Answer a few questions about your business.
It runs on your own computer. Drag in your menu or price list.
Paste a key from OpenAI or Claude. It stays on your machine.
Pick WhatsApp, Instagram, phone. Sign in with them once. Done.
Your AI employee runs on your machine. Your price list, your policies and your conversations live there, not on our servers.
Your messages go straight from your computer to OpenAI or Claude. They never reach us at all. Once WhatsApp is connected we tell Meta to deliver to your machine directly, so even the incoming message does not pass through us.
We receive counts, so your dashboard can show how many orders you took. That is everything we could show you even if we wanted to.
Because we pay for the AI, the message travels through Hire Alien to reach OpenAI. We do not store it. It is held in memory for the length of one reply and then gone — only the word count is kept, so we can bill you.
Your documents still never leave your computer either way. Only the few lines needed to answer a question travel with the question.
It would be easier to write one sentence about privacy. But the two options genuinely differ, and you should know which one you are choosing before you choose it — not afterwards.
Two separate things, and we keep them separate so you can see exactly what you are paying for.
Someone has to pay OpenAI. Either you do, or we do and bill you for it.
Counts assume a typical shop conversation. A long one costs more, a short one less — you are charged for exactly what is used.
Most AI tools quote one price and quietly mark up the AI behind it. We show both numbers because you should be able to check them. If you use your own key you pay OpenAI what OpenAI charges. If you use ours, we add a margin and you can see the per-conversation cost in your dashboard as it happens.
Free for 15 days. No card needed to try it.